Thursday, June 28, 2007

Photos: Pacific Coast




Des Res Defined
(Santa Barbara, CA - 09/06/07)






















Ali making a new friend
(San Simeon, CA - 10/06/07)














Elephant Seals sun-bathing, while their pelts moult
(San Simeon, CA - 10/06/07)





The Big Sur
(aka Pacific Coast Highway, CA - 10/06/07)


At Point Lobos State Reserve
(Nr. Carmel, CA - 11/06/07)







Sea-otters by the wharf
(Monterey, CA - 12/06/07)







"And for my next trick please check the respectve heights of the two guys wearing hats who are stood opposite each other on a level surface......


.........now please swap places.........


......I'm sure you'll agree - Amazing!

Not really an optical illusion. Scientists agree that gravity is stronger at certain points in the immediate area, which then distorts the light - how else could Steve look so short?
('The Mystery Spot', Santa Cruz, CA - 12/06/07)









Steiner Street by Alamo Park
(San Francisco, CA - 13/06/07)






"If you're going to San Francsico,
be sure to wear St. George's in your hair"
Scott MacKenzie, 1967




After 11 months travelling, Steve finally decided it was time to send Ali to solitary
(Alcatraz Island, San Francisco, CA - 14/06/07)








After Frisco we continued up the coast, stopping at places of historical interest..........
(Mendocino, CA - 15/06/07)





.........and the 'Avenue of the Giants'
(Redwoods National Park, CA - 16/06/07)
















Camplife: Cold nights, bugs galore and the aroma of burning sausages on an open fire.
(Seaquest State Park, WA - 18/06/07)








Mt. St.Helens - on the day before it blew a cubic mile of rock and ash from its North Face in a 24 megaton erruption, which levelled over 250 miles2 of the national park.
(Mt. St Helens - 17/05/80, courtesy of US Geographical Survey)

Mt St. Helens now
(Mt. St.Helens National Park, WA - 19/06/07)


Seattle Skyline - featuring the 'Space Needle'
(Seattle, WA - 21/06/07)

Pacific Heights

However, California is not just a movie set, it's also an area of unparalleled natural beauty with dramatic coastline, ancient forests and granite mountain - which only means one thing to the TPs ... a roadtrip!!!

Tempted by tales of the fabled Pacific Coast Highway - built over landsliding faultlines and skirting rocky bluffs - off we set in our 'do you think we'll look like tourists' orange rental car armed only with a 1998 roadmap and several CDs (courtesy of a late night burning session at Frank's - thanks again). In true TP style, however, we didn't get too far on day 1 after stumbling across the pretty town of Santa Barbara. With its whitewashed walls and red tiled roofs, we couldn't help but want to stay awhile - easier said than done! Not known for its budget digs at the best of times, turning up on the first Friday since school broke up was probably not the best timing! Undeterred, we eventually (after a 2 hour search) managed to sweet-talk a hefty discount at a non too salubrious roadside motel just out of town - an experience that had us heading straight to the Big 5 outdoor store the next morning in search of some cheap camping gear and mosquito repellent!

Once settled, we spent a lovely couple of days wandering the refined town with buildings, signs and flowers all conforming to the same styles. The fact it also has numerous trendy bars, boutiques and restaurants, not to mention a great pier, lovely beaches and lots of things to do made this easily one of our favourite spots so far - when can we move in?!?!

Ging Gang Gooly Gooly ...
Moving along the coast stopping at various photo opportunities along the way, we arrived at the quaint fishing village of Morro Bay where Ali had her first ever camping experience! Pitching our tent in a nice spot alongside the beach, we were surprised to be charged so much for the privilege, especially as the site had few facilities (toilets were about it!) - so much for this being a budget option! Still, the setting was faultless and we spent our first night under the stars watching otters feed as the sun set and eating dinner cooked over our new gas stove - now there's a challenge, trying to cook with a camp stove on a windy beach!

After a surprisingly good night's sleep (inflatable mattresses are really quite comfy and Steve recommends 70% inflation to maximise the water-bed effect), we headed into town where we met a really nice photographer (Bill at his 'Focus on Nature Gallery') who drew us a map highlighting all the worthwhile stops along the way - and he should know as he's taken over 1/2 million photos of the USA and Canada (and we thought 7,000 throughout our trip was a lot - at that rate it'll take 700 years to achieve the same number!). Stocking up on supplies at the nearby Cambria, where we saw 5 Ferrarris parked in the same street and the famous(!) Nit Wit Ridge - a cr*p (literally) house made entirely of recycled materials, we spent the next few days camping along the coast and the Big Sur (a stretch of rugged coast where the road clings desperately to the cliffs and provides vista junkies - ie Steve - with a steady fix), stopping off at various points along the way:

Jade Cove - which lived up to its name and gave Ali a new hobby - prospecting!
Hearst Castle - a monument to wealth and opulence which sprawls over 127 acres overlooking the Pacific
Elephant Seal Point - where we got up close and personal with California's largest elephant seal colony, as well as numerous baby squirrels.
Julia Pfeiffer Burns State Park - home to the beautiful McKay Falls
Pfeiffer Beach - so nice the locals keep taking the signs down!
Point Lobos - where we spent hours trekking the amazing coastal trails watching the crushing ocean, resident sealions and otters.

It's crazy, it's perplexing, it's a mystery ...
In direct contrast to the rugged shoreline, Carmel made for a nice change - allowing Ali to drool at the windows of 'if you need to know the price you can't afford it' jewellers and Steve at the huge mansions overlooking the sea. A former Bohemian retreat, Carmel is a millionaire's dream with glamour and wealth dripping from every awning, posh eateries, galleries galore and a pristine beach, not to mention the fabulously expensive 17 mile drive and Pebble Beach golf club.

Monterey however, with its envious position at the edge of the nation's largest marine sanctuary, was much more in our price range! Whilst not as beautifully preened, it is just as nice a place, plus that was where the campsite was (still can't understand why Carmel didn't want it there?!?!).

Santa Cruz, renowned for it's hippy lifestyle, beach culture and promenade, was also a must stop, not least because it's also home to the 'Mystery Spot' (wooooh). And, whilst the beach and promenade (think smaller scale Blackpool Pleasure Beach) was disappointing, the Mystery Spot was, well a mystery! A place where the laws of physics don't apply and gravity goes haywire, you can stand whilst leaning backwards, roll balls uphill, walk up walls and get smaller as you walk uphill - very bizarre! The scientific theory is that some unseen magnetism upsets the natural equilibrium, but we prefer the flying saucer fans idea of metal cones buried in the earth in order to guide visiting spacecraft!

If you're going to San Francisco ...
Arriving in San Francisco, with its magnificent views, dainty Victorian houses, impossibly steep hills and dozens of cable cars, we both fell in love. It really is exactly how you imagine - sophisticated, vibrant, diverse and way too cool. Obviously the fact we were staying in a hotel (a big deal after a week in a tent!) in the trendy Cows Hollow district merely heightened our enthusiasm for the place and called for a celebration - a few cocktails later we'd spent what we'd saved by camping and ensured the following day's sight-seeing would be seriously impaired! Hangovers aside, we did still manage to cram a lot into our 2 day visit:

Fisherman's Wharf, complete with resident sealions, great restaurants and tacky tourist shops (and yes we did succumb to the lure of the pearl factory where you fish for oysters and design your own jewellery with the contents - luckily ours did have a pearl in it as an oyster necklace wasn't that appealing!)
Alcatraz with an engrossing audio tour which brings the place to life and an entertaining guide to regale you with tales of failed escapes.
Chinatown, every city seems to have one but this is probably the closest to the real thing - not entirely a compliment given our Beijing experience!
North Beach, an atmospheric Italian district great for people watching over a Cappuccino.
Union Square, a mad crush of shoppers, buskers, hustlers, sidewalk chess and tourists lined up at the cable car turnaround which, apart from the last two. felt like Oxford Street on Christmas Eve.
Pacific Heights, made infamous by the movie of the same name and home to the most photographed row of houses in the World (apparently!).
Lombard Street, the self-proclaimed 'crookedest street in the World' - we later found out it isn't even the crookedest street in San Francisco but it was pretty cool nonetheless.
Golden Gate Bridge - what can we say. It really is an eye-pleasing engineering feat - 2 miles in length with a main span of 4,200ft - it takes a team of 25 painters and 1,000 gallons of orange paint per week to keep this national monument shiny!

If you go down to the woods today ...
After a few hours driving around various viewpoints in order to get that perfect postcard shot of the bridge, we got back to the serious business of road-trippin' and found ourselves on another continental plate at the Point Reyes National Seashore, which runs alongside the San Andreas Faultline and boasts 100 sq miles of beaches, numerous lagoons and forested cliffs - an amazing place which would only have been better if it wasn't so windy! Still, we had fun exploring and watching the wildlife before pitching our tent in the deeply forested, bear and mountain lion infested local State Park - a good job we didn't know about the wildlife until morning, though perhaps if we had we might have thought better of cooking chili on an open fire!

Our next week or so consisted of camping in various forests and on beaches along the North Coast of California (not so different from the South apart from the world's oldest and largest Redwoods lining the road - some of which you can actually drive through, through Oregon and into Washington State. Our highlights:

Bodega and Bodega Bay - An idyllic fishing town and inlet village famous for Hitchcock's 'The Birds'
Gualala - A cute lumber town perched above a windswept beach
Mendocino - A lovely, but costly, artist town along the cliffs - $9 coffee anyone?!
Glass Beach - A pretty beach covered with colourful (worn) glass - remnants of the local dump!
Lost Coast - Untouched, undeveloped and stunning
Cape Perpetua - where volcanic intrusions and exploding surf creates a dramatic effect
Beverly Beach State Park - where they were all out of campsites so we got to stay in a Mongolian Yurt (no, we're not sure what they have to do with Oregon either!)
Portland - A vibrant city full of micro-breweries, coffee-houses and tax-free shopping - a wonder we made it out of there!
Route 30 - A beautifully scenic drive interspersed with views of the Columbia River and Gorge that divides the two states, numerous stunning waterfalls and a strange tea house run by a woman from Reading!
Mount St Helen's - which, after a couple of false starts (2 of the viewpoints were closed - a pain when there is at least a 60 mile drive between them!), afforded great views of the true extent of the damage done by the 1980 eruption - a 24 megaton blast that leveled hundreds of sq miles of forest and blew 1,300 ft off the top of the mountain!
Port Townsend - A well preserved Victorian seaport resembling an old sepia photo with some very bizarre shops and the historic Fort Worden (where An Officer and a Gentleman was filmed).
Olympic National Park - one of the USA's most popular parks (not that you'd notice as we felt like the only ones there) with crystal clear lakes, lush rainforests and magnificent waterfalls.
Port Angeles - A forgettable town worthy of a mention solely for its pawn shop - full of high quality jewellery, musical instruments and nazi memorabilia - which bought our camping gear from us for almost what we paid for it!

And the lowlights : freezing cold nights in a tent, millions of bugs and a strange eye infection which led to a black eye - prompting many dirty looks and an old lady patting Ali on the arm at Seattle airport and telling her 'you're doing the right thing dear' as Steve was taken off to get his bag searched - presumably she thought Ali had reported him for abuse!

Sleepless in Seattle ...
Sorry, but we really were after deciding to stay out near the airport for convenience as we had an early flight!

We heard it was criminal to be in Seattle and not get out to the Puget Sounds islands so we killed two birds with one stone and got the ferry into the city via Bainbridge (a quiet, quaint and pretty place). Seattle itself was another great city, full of nice shops, bars, restaurants and the world's first Starbucks!

We've really fallen in love with America's West Coast - so much beautiful scenery and so many fantastic cities and towns that it's been really hard to narrow it down to just a few highlights so apologies for the long blog!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Photos: LA

At the famous Hollywood sign...... in Universal Studios - the real one was clouded by the 'June Gloom'
(Los Angeles, CA - 07/06/07)

The Chinese Theatre
(Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA - 07/06/07)







Hollywood special effects at their finest - just like home!
(Santa Monica, Los Angeles, CA - 06/06/07)





Clooney: "I've got the greyest hair in Hollywood!"
Voice in the crowd: "Not this week mate!"
(Los Angeles, CA - 05/06/07)

Angelina: "I've go the biggest shoe collection of anyone here!"
Brad: "I don't think so Luv!"
(Los Angeles, CA - 05/06/07)

Pacino: "George, can you pull my finger"
Clooney: "No chance, I've heard that one before"
(Los Angeles, CA - 05/06/07)

The LAs

Beginning the penultimate leg of our journey, we arrived in the USA's sunniest state filled with preconceptions of a fantasyland filled with never-ending sunshine, beautiful people, 'diet' pizza, psychedelic rock, cryogenics and an 'anything goes dude' mentality - and we weren't disappointed! California really is all that and more. Home to 'the Governator' and the slogan of 'our governor can kick your governor's ass), a bottomless well of technological invention and an eclectic mix of people (from techies to film magnates, hippies to religious cults and surfers to environmentalists), California is also American's most populous and wealthiest state (it would have the 6th strongest economy in the world if it were a country) and one of the most diverse places in the world with over a quarter of it's inhabitants foreign born - leading to some very interesting culture and tasty food.

With clichéd dreams of cruising sunset with the top down, topping up tans in Malibu and watching the sunset over Santa Monica, we were sorely disappointed to see grey, cloudy skies and feel the cold winds when we got off the plane - weren't we in LA? Err, ever heard of the 'June Gloom'? Nope, neither had we when we organised our trip but it seems June is pretty much the worst month to visit! Oh well, we hear sun-bathing's bad for you anyhow ...

John, who we met in Buenos Aires, had kindly offered us a place to stay at his friend's and had organised things accordingly, unfortunately he'd neglected to tell his friend the exact dates we were arriving! However, a few frantic early morning phone calls later we were safely ensconced in a lovely Santa Monica apartment courtesy of Frank, our gracious, helpful and very surprised host! The apartment couldn't have been in a better location - a cool neighbourhood a few blocks from the beach and bus-stop (not that we needed it as Frank also chauffeured us around) and Frank provided us with all the amenities - internet, laundry, cable tv and an endless supply of beer, making us feel very at home and reluctant to get back on the road. Thanks Frank for everything.

Hello Hollywood
A quick shower and 'wardrobe change' later, we were ready for our close-ups and a spot of sidewalk stargazing along Hollywood Boulevard's Walk of Fame - because obviously the big stars will just be wandering the streets/doing their shopping - won't they? Well, we did see the oompah-loompah from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Oh well, maybe we should just go check out the hand and footprints at the Chinese Theatre instead ... what do you mean it's closed? And what's with all these cameras? We know we're probably the most photographed couple in the world after our 7,000+ snaps but really - is there any need for the paparazzi? And will you lot quit screaming ...

Ooops, we seemed to have stumbled into the midst of the red carpet premiere of Ocean's Thirteen, complete with Brad and Ange, Matt, Andy, Ellen, Don, Al, George (Ali - stop swooning!) and erm, Eddie Izzard! A cool and very 'Hollywood' experience!

Continuing the cliché, we also trekked to the Hollywood sign, lunched at star-studded seafront restaurants (not star-studded when we were there), drove around Beverley Hills, Rodeo Drive and the mansions of the rich and famous (Steve tried to get an invite to the Playboy Mansion but Hugh was a bit busy) and visited Universal Studios where we enjoyed movie inspired rollercoaster rides, a back lot tour (Wisteria Lane was Ali's highlight, Jaws was Steve's), a scaring at the House of Horrors and brushes with the likes of Beetlejuice, Shrek and Donkey!

Beach bums...
Fortunately, the weather Gods were on our side again and the June Gloom lifted after a day or two to reveal glorious sunshine which practically begged us to go to the beach (or was that Ali doing the begging?!). Borrowing some cool California style retro bikes (Ali's decorated with flowers), we headed off down the Santa Monica Boulevard and Promenade, stopping at the pier for a 'Bubba Gump' shrimp lunch before continuing on to Venice ...

...where Aliens would probably blend right in amongst the bikini clad roller-bladers, chain-saw juggling entertainers, 'Mr Muscle' body builders and 'meat is murder' activists! This is definitely the place to get your body pierced, skin tattooed and aura adjusted - we made do with trying on wigs and entertaining ourselves watching the karmically correct, chemically altered and cosmetically enhanced!

A great part of the world, people say they came for the weekend and stayed for good and it is so easy to see why - after just a couple of days we found ourselves hatching all kinds of get rich quick schemes so we could afford an ocean fronted mansion and a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive!

Thanks again to Frank for your wonderful hospitality, and for your company on our nights in and out. We had a great time. Thanks also to Kris, as well as to Riley - a great dog who Ali would have happily dognapped had it not been for her aversion to the leash!

Photos: Alaska & San Diego

Central Marina
(San Diego, CA - 28/05/07)


Other than Steve with a hangover, Ali's first encounter with a Grizzly!
(Talkeetna, AK - 31/05/07)




Steve rested and thought about Neil's impending Stag night!
(Fairbanks, AK - 01/06/07)


Finally made it after a marathon, dirt-track drive over the Yukon!
(Arctic Circle, Nr. Gobbler's Nob (no joke), AK - 01/06/07)

Jennifer (Champion dog-musher) and Rachael taking Ali on a tour of the local abandoned gold dredger, before it went dark - at 2am!
(Chatanika, Nr.Fairbanks, AK - 02/06/07)



A pair of wild Grizzlies by the roadside
(Denali (Mt McKinley) NP, AK - 02/06/07)





One of many lakes studding the The Kenai Peninsula
(Kenai, AK - 03/06/07)


'Catch of the Day' - a meagre 78lb Halibut (record being over 700lbs)!
(Seward, AK - 03/06/07)



Kathy, Vic & Skipper the boat dog - Thanks for the wine and bon voyage!
(Seward, AK - 03/06/07)

Apparently a record-breaking Grizzly when it was caught, now in the departure lounge at Anchorage International along with..... hang on..... isn't that the English nomad again?
(Anchorage, AK - 04/06/07)

Arctic Monkeys

Who would have thought we would tire of our never ending summer but, after a month in Mexico and a few days in San Diego - the self-proclaimed 'finest city in the US of A' which is actually as beautiful as claimed with year-round sunshine, good food, great beaches, lovely people (apart from the obligatory weirdo who had her identity stolen by the FBI after communicating with aliens and having the energy and information zapped out of her by the U2s ... still we believed her after she claimed the best thing about London was climbing the Eiffel Tower!) and fabulous shopping (whoa Ali, no shopping til New York remember), we did.

So, after checking the weather (May-August = thawed, October-April = frozen), we decided to add an extra couple of flights to our ticket and make this a true round the world experience ...

... from one pole to the other (kind-of!). Famous for the Northern Lights, Eskimos and grizzlies, we figured the opportunity to visit Alaska and - in the words of our guidebook - ogle awesome glaciers, watch migrating whales, admire 37 species of mammal (including 3 types of bear) and be dumb-struck by one big-ass mountain was just too good to pass up. Being able to try such tasty treats as Eskimo ice-cream (ice, berries and seal-fat) and stinkhead (fermented fish) was just an added bonus!

Arriving in Anchorage around 9pm, the first thing we noticed was the amazing setting with snow capped mountains surrounding lush parks and salmon filled lakes. The second was the sunshine! At this time of year the sun sets around midnight and rises again around 2am - giving you a bit of twilight in between! A pain when driving as you always think you have plenty of time to get to your destination but great to be able to play golf at midnight!

Alaska really is everything it's cracked up to be, and more, and we spent an amazing week driving North to the Arctic Circle just to say we'd been (although we were told it was only a 2 hour drive and that we'd see loads of wildlife along the road - 5 hours, 2 rabbits and 1 mouse later ...), and South to the beautiful port town of Seward to see the glaciers and whales (both of which were obscured by torrential rain!). Luckily it was the in between stuff that made our trip:

Denali (aka Mt McKinley) National Park
where wildlife spotting is as easy as Steve getting a speeding fine (more on that later) - you have a 95% chance of seeing a grizzly, as well as an abundance of Caribou, Moose, Wolves, Arctic Squirrels and Dall Sheep - all of which we did. Fortunately, we were in the car when we spotted the bears, although we had been given instructions as to how to behave when encountering a grizzly:

1. Identify yourself (?!). Let the bear know you are human and talk to it (again - ?!). Back away slowly, but if followed stand your ground.
2. Don't run or climb. You can't outrun or out climb a bear - they live in trees, have been clocked at 35mph and will chase fleeing animals as prey.
3. Bears often make bluff charges, sometimes within 10ft, stand your ground and don't scream (yeah right!)
4. If attacked surrender (!). Fall to the ground and play dead (perhaps in a panicked faint?). Typically a bear will now back away - if not fight back as it thinks you're food (maybe you could try that talking thing again?!).
5. However, should you accidentally get between a mother and her cubs then, unless you are the invisible man or wearing a jet-pack, you're history!

As we said, fortunately we were in the car when we saw that female bear and her cub grazing at the side of the road!!!

The other main attraction of Denali is the magnificent views it rarely offers of North America's highest peak, Mt McKinley (Denali is the native name meaning 'the high one'), due to being shrouded in cloud 80% of the year. Guess what, we were there during the other 20% of the year!

The All American Road
from Anchorage to Seward which is one of the most scenic drives we've done. Snow capped peaks, deserted beaches, bright blue glacial lakes, salmon filled rivers, moose cooling off in marshlands and bears by the roadside - definitely an awesome experience.

Accommodation
in places like the Chatanika Lodge - a roadhouse in the middle of nowhere with moose heads, stuffed bears and animal skins adorning the walls, live music and line dancing and Talkeetna, a very arty town in the middle of all that spectacular nature. Oh and the Howling Dog Saloon, which we declined to stay at due to it being a bit too reminiscent of 'From Dusk til Dawn'!

Alaskans
who are amongst the nicest people we've met, including: Rachel and Jennifer (the latter of which is a veteran of the 1,000 mile Fairbanks to Yukon Dog-sled race and owned 50 huskies - one of which Ali naturally offered to adopt and is still trying to figure out how to get Ruben, a 4 year old un-housetrained and very reluctant sled-dog, back to England without Steve noticing!) who we got drunk with at the Chatanika Lodge and who then took us sight-seeing to the old gold dredge - at 2am (don't worry - it was light!); Vic, Kathy and Skipper the Boatdog, a retired couple about to embark on a 3 month cruise who invited us on to their boat for a glass or two of wine after we got chatting on the marina; both policemen who stopped Steve for speeding on the same stretch of road during the same hour - the first of which asked him to step out of the ve-hi-cle but let him off with a warning after agreeing it must be difficult to be driving again for the first time in 6 months and the 45mph sign really wasn't that visible (he was doing 57mph at the time) and the second of which lowered the speed on the ticket down to 70mph (from 75mph in a 65mph zone) in order to reduce the fine to US$50 because we were wearing out seatbelts; and the bar manager who informed us we couldn't come in as he'd already called time - 'but thanks for trying'!

Adverts and place names
which kept us amused along the way - especially the Mc 'can my butt get any bigger' Meal Weighwatchers Ad, Gobbler's Nob Viewpoint and Skinny Dick's Half Way Inn Motel!

Our only disappointments were that we missed the Northern Lights (they're only visible until April), didn't get to see any Eskimos, Polar Bears (didn't go far enough North) or bears fishing for salmon (too early in the season) and nothing was frozen - but at least we have an excuse to go back at least 3 times!!!