So, we left Cambodia on the dawn bus to follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. The trip was uneventful though we saw lots of cows randomly crossing roads/walking around - they roam free all day and find their own way home at sunset apparently!!!
Arrived in Ho Chi Minh City (still Saigon to Steve as he doesn't recognise communism) just in time for lunch and our first impression was cleaner, cheaper, wealthier and a lot more relaxed than anywhere we'd been so far - a relief as we were starting to get a bit jaded! Ate at HCMC's original vegetarian restaurant where Ali was surprised to find both seafood and ham in her fried rice!
After lunch we headed around town to check the place out and for some reason the street names caused a great deal of amusement for Steve - especially
"That'll 'Duong Dong Du'
for me" street
...
There are 5 million mopeds in HCMC (which is about the size of the City of London) so crossing the streets caused a little concern, especially when we discovered the only way to was to launch yourself into the oncoming traffic, stick to your route/speed and they would swerve around you (hopefully!). This is the closest they get to true communism apparently as responsibility for your own safety belongs to others.
Later we met up with Jon 'five high' Sparrow and his girlfriend Laura who have been travelling in the other direction. It was great to swap stories and pick-up tips on what's to come, though I think we may have put them off Phnom Penh a little!
The next day, we all took a tour of the Cu-Chi tunnels which was interesting, though came complete with a lot of one-sided propoganda (as did the War Museum). They had an AK47 firing range here also, obviously an Asian thing! Later we headed out to the Eden Bar where they were celebrating their first birthday by giving away cocktails and food - funnily enough we stayed quite a while ...
Our last day in HCMC was spent route planning, replanning then planning some more after a few issues with planes, trains and automobiles (all fully booked). Eventually organised the trip through to Hong Kong and are heading to Dalat (mountains), followed by a couple of days on Nha Trang beach (where Ali is busily writing this) before heading off to Hanoi.
As it was Jon & Laura's last night in Vietnam we went out for traditional food at a posh restaurant, which at around $9 each was our most expensive meal yet!!
The next morning we headed off for our bus to Dalat armed with the 'packed breakfast' the guest house insisted we took with us - fried egg sarnies! Dalat is the honeymoon capital of Vietnam so we had high hopes of our trip...
Arrived 2 hours late and it was cold and very wet! The place itself was quite nice - a cross between an alpine resort (albeit a slightly derelict one) and the lake district (only with one small lake). We later discovered Mama's home made strawberry wine which made Dalat look more attractive and feel warmer!!!
The next day we took a tour of the surrounding area and waterfalls, which included a trip to Chicken Village - a minority race with its own language and customs. Here the women go topless and if a man stares at her navel and is good-looking she kidnaps him - Steve escaped unscathed! The women also have to chase their preferred partner up the mountain and if they catch him he has to marry them - the uglier the woman the faster the runner... It's not all one-sided though, if a man makes the 'mistake' of sleeping with a girl out of wedlock they have to publicly apologise to her family by providing a big feast and giving buffalo - rich men make lots of mistakes we're told!
Another stop was the buddhist monastry where you can have room and board for up to 2 weeks free of charge - only snag was you couldn't speak and had to shave your head! Ali refused - despite our tight budget...
From here we went on to the Crazy House - a hotel that has taken 16 years to build and is still very much a work in progress. The architect owner is clearly as mad as the hotel - it is supposed to be fairytale like with rooms designed to look like (concrete) enchanted forests. However it's more like a nightmare with rooms being lit by red bulbs in the eyes of big bears/spiders etc!!!
Our final stop was the Valley of Love - basically a love theme park! Very tacky with heart-shaped toadstall seats, man-made waterfalls, big love heart statues everywhere and piped love music throughout - the only thing missing was a sick bucket! On the way back we stopped at a strawberry farm where you could buy the local aphrodisiac, Copperhead Wine - complete with a whole snake inside (also available with ghekko, scorpion and deer foetus)....
And so our trip to the honeymoon capital of Vietnam was over and to be honest it was about as romantic as a wet weekend in Sellafield - though with Vietnam's only nuclear reactor based in Dalat, honeymooner's do go home glowing!
After yet another early morning bus trip, we arrived at Nha Trang for a couple of R&R days by the sea - yeah! Beach lovely, as is the town just a shame everything covered in litter. They cater much more for western needs here (not a squat toilet in sight) and we quickly discovered a beach bar with a pool, sunbeds on beach and waiter service - we've not moved from the spot! Ali even had a massage on her sunbed - this is the life ;-)
Nightlife is also very European with lots of bars/restaurants lining the street, and with happy hour lasting from noon til dawn this is definitely Steve's favourite place so far!!!